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Joke of the Day

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."

"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."

"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."

"Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."

"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."

"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."