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Joke of the Day

"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"

"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""

"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."

"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."

"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."

"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."

"I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel... I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens."