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Joke of the Day
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"
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"What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable? James Brady."
"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""
"Who is always your friend at school? Your princi-pal."
"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""
"Your mother is so poor she can't even pay attention."
"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
"""You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."" ""Look, I'm a lot of things--"" ""Are you a murderer?"" [bites lower lip] ""Little bit."""