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Joke of the Day
"What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable? James Brady."
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"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"
"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"
"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""
"The other day I saw two squirrels making noises at each other as if they were arguing. You could say they were squarreling."
"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""
"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."
"Bird puns I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game."
"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"