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Joke of the Day
"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."
Next Joke
"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."
"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"
"How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit"
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."
"Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing."
"What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut."
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"Kindness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting."