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Joke of the Day
"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician."
"What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"Why did the vampire go to the doctors? Because he was coffin..."
"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."