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Joke of the Day

"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""

"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."

"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"

"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."

"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."