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"Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even."
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""
"What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles"
"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"
"What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana."
"She ate poison! We have to make her vomit! [everyone looks at me] [i roll my eyes and start getting naked]"
"What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical."
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"