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Joke of the Day
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"
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"In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim"
"I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night. She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'"
"What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said ""Darling you've got lovely teeth."""
"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"
"2 integrals are working out at the gym One asks the other 'What are you doing today?' 2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure?' 2: 'I'm definite'."
"Today I've been cancer free for 19 years.. And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!"
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."