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Joke of the Day

"Today I've been cancer free for 19 years.. And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!"

"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""

"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."

"Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) Some bloody cunt."

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"[Pours goldfish into aquarium] You're free now ""Mom? You know those are just crackers, right?"""

"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"

"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"