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Joke of the Day
"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."
Next Joke
"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border."
"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines."
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."
"What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."
"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"