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Joke of the Day

"Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional."

"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""

"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."

"My only fetish is for pasta I guess you could call it fetichinni..."

"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""

"Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it."

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."

"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."

"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over? Because he's a dirty double crosser."