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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common? Flatbush"

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."

"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""

"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."