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Joke of the Day
"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."
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"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"
"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."
"How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it."
"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."
"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The trick is getting them in there."
"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."
"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"
"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."