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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"
"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""
"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."
"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid 200 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."