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Joke of the Day
"""I'd like you to meet my half sister."" ""Different fathers?"" ""Shark attack."""
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"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."
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"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"
"""My name will live forever!"" - Anonymous."
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