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Joke of the Day
"Which is the oldest animal? Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white."
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"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."
"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks"
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
"I looked at my girlfriend this morning... And said, ""Hey babe! Name me a [hypocorism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocorism)."" To which she rolled her eyes and said, ""Honey..."""
"a jew, a christian, and a muslim walk into a bar in the holyland hey it could happen, just not on a friday, saturday or sunday"
"Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot."