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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ... &nbsp; ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy."

"Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!"

"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"

"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."