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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ... &nbsp; ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."

"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC."

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."

"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."

"They're coming for me They're banging on my doors. I haven't eaten an apple in months. They're forcing their way in in. The doctors are here. Tell mum I love her."

"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"