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Joke of the Day

"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"

"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"

"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."

"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."

"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."

"Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things."

"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"