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Joke of the Day
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
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"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."
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"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."
"Tomorrow is boss' day."
"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"Other than The Aristocrats, are there any jokes where the telling of it is the joke itself?"
"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."
"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"