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Joke of the Day
"Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician."
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"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"
"Hey girl, you smell like you're going to give me the wrong number."
"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"