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Joke of the Day

"Dating a redneck The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"

"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."

"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"

"My friend tells me he graduated from Europe with a Celsius in Engineering."

"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."

"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"How do you pick up a feminist? Like a bowling ball."

"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"