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Joke of the Day
"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."
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"ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]"
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"All in favor of imitating Spanish women say ""Aye-yi-yi."""
"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"
"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."
"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."