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Joke of the Day
"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."
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"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"
"Two kids talking. One asks 'do you also pray before each meal'? The other responds : no, my mom knows how to cook."
"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"
"Mean people tell me ""you've got a face only a mother could love"" but the joke's on them because she didn't"
"[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over"
"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."
"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."
"Who makes the music for the Marvel movies? The Avengers Ensemble."