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Joke of the Day
"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."
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"What's a police officers favorite console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D"
"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."
"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."
"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."
"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"
"Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20? Because they always get in to heated arguments."
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"