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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
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"Tons of hot girls in my neighborhood stopped talking to me. I guess they find ad-block really unattractive."
"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium **BATMAN! **"
"I worked at a Chili's when I was in college, which is so embarrassing. I usually just tell people I was a stripper."
"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"
"Why did hitler suicide? Because he saw the gas expense"
"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"
"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""
"Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time? He's Ben Solo his whole life"