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Joke of the Day
"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."
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"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"
"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."
"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""
"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"
"Chuck Norris likes knitting sweaters...... if by knitting you mean kicking and by sweaters you mean babies......"
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."
"Where do magical animals go to jail? Azkabarn"
"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"
"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."