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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."

"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."

"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."

"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"

"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"