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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"
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"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"*amasses epic army of stoners but we do nothing because epic army of stoners*"
"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"
"My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models."
"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."
"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"
"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."