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Joke of the Day
"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"Million dollar idea: Invest $995,000 in a bank CD."
"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars"
"What do you take before every meal? A seat."
"How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers? Because they both ""practice"" their professions."
"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"