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Joke of the Day

"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"Politics informs every aspect of my life. It affects how much money I have, how I spend it, and my work itself. Sorry, not politics. Pokemon"

"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"

"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""

"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"

"On which side of the road do you drive? -Left. -Well, that doesn't sound right."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."

"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."