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Joke of the Day
"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."
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"""Time heals all wounds ;)"" - Rattlesnakes"
"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."
"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."
"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."
"""IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!"" i yell from 6th place"
"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."
"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."