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Joke of the Day

"I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins"

"SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy"

"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."

"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""

"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"

"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"

"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"I wish I grew up during the Great Depression That way every Sunday was soup or bowl Sunday"

"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."