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Joke of the Day

"I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins"

"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."

"I changed my major from being an actuary. I just couldn't handle the risk."

"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."

"Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby."

"*Likes your fan page* *Hides activity from timeline*"

"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."