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Joke of the Day

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"how do lawyers argue without crying"

"I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia and she whispered ""They're behind you."""

"I thought I had life all sorted out, and then the wind blew."

"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"

"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."