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Joke of the Day

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems."

"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""

"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."

"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"

"Why was delta afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta and is only epsilon away from delta."

"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""