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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations! It's a boy Doctor : ""Congratulations! It's a boy!"" Parent : ""Sorry, did you just assume my child's gender?"""

"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"

"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""

"""please human with me"" - bear"

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"What do you call a crocodile who always lies? A croc o' shit."

"The story of the upvote DAT SHAT be unin a gut tiiime we needsa usa deaa oopvote us a doonvote n all da boom world bee hap hap@#! Der viginia is a centurfuge of paap!@#$%^&*()_+"

"what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!"