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Joke of the Day

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"

"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."

"I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said ""I love you"". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister."

"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."

"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."

"Do not blow kisses to loved ones. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts."