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Joke of the Day

"Why is my father so abusive? Beats me"

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"I thought girls liked guys who are assholes? The entire subway ride I refused my seat to like 20 women and not one gave me their number."

"What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's"

"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"

"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"