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Joke of the Day
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
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"a useful hat is also a handicap"
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"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"
"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden"
"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."
"Why did we skip windows 9? Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry"