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Joke of the Day

"You should never yell ""Fire!"" in a crowded theater The gunman will shoot when he's ready, it isn't polite to rush him"

"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""

"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."

"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."

"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."