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Joke of the Day

"You should never yell ""Fire!"" in a crowded theater The gunman will shoot when he's ready, it isn't polite to rush him"

"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."

"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"

"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."

"I hate it when I make a typo in my post title and I can't chnage it."

"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"

"When God Handed out Chins... You Thought He Said Gins, And Asked For A Double."

"Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' The other looks back and replies 'no.'"

"On Hitler's birthday my company is discounting everything... Everything will be nein percent off. My mother actually came up with this..not sure if I should be concerned."

"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."