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Joke of the Day

"I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device."

"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."

"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."

"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"

"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""

"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"