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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"

"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"A gay guy punched me the other day for no reason. Why? Because gay guys are fucking assholes. I'll show myself out."

"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"""You can't teach a dog new tricks."" - bad dog trainer"

"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"