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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"Why do melons tend to have large weddings? They cantaloupe"

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home."

"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."

"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."