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Joke of the Day
"How to know you're a Redneck When you look at your sister and think ""I'd bang her""."
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"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."
"Harambe jokes... Can we kill them too?"
"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."
"Why had the two algae never had sex? Because they had a planktonic relationship."
"[at wife's funeral] Son: At least shes in heaven now Me: [delicately places hand on his shoulder] You don't know shit about your mom"
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."