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Joke of the Day

"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."

"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"

"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."

"Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?"

"I keep telling people my girlfriend is not retarded... But everyone keeps insisting I am fucking retarded! Just thought of it while taking a poopy! I will see myself out now."

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."