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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"

"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."

"I went to a seafood disco last night... ... I pulled a muscle."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"