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Joke of the Day

"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"

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"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."
"My New Year's Resolution was to stop making innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina. Day two and so far so good. I just hope I can keep it up."
"What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on? A Dead End."
"What's that over there? I don't know but I just got a raging clue"
"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"
"Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet"
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"
"Still in love with various hypothetical women."
"Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to ""single"". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to ""orphan""."
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