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Joke of the Day

"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."

"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"

"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"

"How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife."

"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."

"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."

"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""

"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."

"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"