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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."

"It's not believable when Billy Bob Thornton isn't an alcoholic in a movie."

"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."

"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."

"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."

"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"

"7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like"

"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."