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Joke of the Day
"Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield of your car? Its asshole."
Next Joke
"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"
"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"
"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"
"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."
"My math teacher called me average. How mean."
"I want to live the kind of life that when St. Peter looks over my list of sins he gives me a high-five before he sends me to hell."
"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
"I said ""no"" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance. In 2016 I plan on saying ""maybe"" more and then changing it to ""no""."
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"