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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."
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"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"
"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?"
"I've never jumped onto a departing ferry or had a woman adjust my tie from behind me, you movie liars."
"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."
"What instrument does the uterus play? The fallopian tuba."
"I used to date a midgit. She really liked it when we would 34.5. In fact, I was nuts over her."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."